When he went to Ball State this gorgeous girl sat next to him in science class. Because of his betaness he (naturally) didn’t talk to her, but to his *gasp* surprise she started talking to him. And found out they had a lot in common with each other. She liked comic books, video games, 4chan, and all sorts of things that give betaboys hard-ons. And she was beautiful! And after a few days of talking she told him that she liked him. What luck! This could finally be his big break.
So one day he gets to courage to ask her out on a date. She sadly replies that she couldn’t, because she has a club meeting.
Curiosity took the better of him and he asked her what sort of club it was.
She said “Oh, it’s just me and a couple of people that get together and dress up like animals.”
He only managed to say a single word: oh?
“Yeah and we sometimes yiff. Do you know what yiff means?”
He nodded his head, indicating that he did indeed know what yiff meant.
He cried himself to sleep that night and never spoke to her again.
Leave nothing but ash.
