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SALT LAKE CITY — A new PETA-sponsored billboard is asking Utah students, “If you wouldn’t eat your dog, why eat a turkey?” The billboard will be run near Salt Lake City public schools and will also feature an image of an animal that has the body of a turkey and the head of a dog. (via PETA: Thanksgiving turkey? Might as well eat your dog | ksl.com)

I would try dog.  

oh look guys, it’s cultural prescriptivism rearing its ugly head again!  Silly Peta, they don’t know anything!

I WOULD GOBBLE MY DOG UP FASTER THAN SATAN GOBBLES UP SOULS

I’ve heard dog is actually quite delicious.

This is like those piracy commercials. You don’t know me, PETA, I might eat my dog and I might enjoy it. 

Those fucking piracy commercials. Damn right I would download a pizza.

A Song of Ice and Fire made dog [and horse] sound delicious. So yeah, I’d try dog.